Maura Magazine “Tilt”
The new issue has Miles Raymer (our pinball columnist!) on the reverie inspired by Batman’s multiball stages, Brad Cohan interviewing Mudhoney’s Mark Arm, my thoughts on the Twitter debacle of the other day, and Michele Catalano’s recollection of wreaking havoc at Mid-Island Plaza, now known as Broadway Mall. Plus another great cover by Tim Moore.
Get the app today and you’ll also see our brand-new Best Of issue!
Lady moderators > man moderators.
“Lady” moderators. FUCK. YOU.
Ladies, imagine being a Vice writer. Just walking around everywhere with your entitlement and ennui and midlength penis all gently bouncing in step; wearing a male tank top or a waxed mustache or some shit. Imagine having an ironic, retro-sexist dudebro-voice and getting together with a couple of other white guys and some cocaine and making your not-at-all-different voices all sync up as tautly as your nihilistic senses of humor, then snuggling all up together (no homo!) in a big Bushwick loft of partially employed trust-fund kids while something noninformative is happening on the Internet. What a life. I guess there’s the whole “everyone in the world thinks I’m an asshole” thing to deal with, too, but let’s not split hairs here: Vice writers got it pretty fucking made.
The First Lady of the United States of America, The First Lady of Pop, and “bangin’ candy”
The publication here is Sick Chirpse, a blog with “edgy” trollbait articles about music and celebrity culture from a decidedly hetero-masculine POV. Zzzz.